Top Five Possible Outrageous Justification: It is Bolehland afterall

After reading the mainstream newspapers, watching the idiot box, listening to the justification of the Nations administrators, I could't help but to imagine what the future holds...I let my imagination run wild just for a few seconds, it is very scary, I would like to forewarn the rakyat, be afraid....be very very afraid...below are some of the foreseeable justification or explanation that might actually happen....only in Malaysia...exclusive for the rakyat of Malaysia...

1)When the Government decides to increase the toll rates
-Dear Rakyat, the Government, after considering carefully the increased numbers of fatal accident,with a heavy heart, we decided to raise the toll charges, so that there will be less vehicles on the road and this will indirectly reduce accidents.Bear in mind, our toll rates are still one of the lowest in the region

2) When the Government slashes the subsidies for rice
-Dear Rakyat, it was brought to the Governments attention that obesity is indeed a big problem, and the Government needs to take drastic action, after a number of round table meetings, we decided to slash the subsidy for rice, so that the price of rice will be higher, and the rakyat will eat less, and the problem of obesity could be tackled.Compare our rice prices, it is still one of the cheapest in the world

3) When the Government increases the School Fees
-Dear Rakyat, the Government realized that many students are playing truant, we appointed foreign consultants to do a study, and they concluded that this phenomenon is due to the low school fees compared to our neighbouring countries, thus the lack of motivation ad drive to go to school, and with a heavy heart we decided to increase it.

4) When the Government decides to increase the Income Tax
-My beloved Rakyat, it have been brought to the Cabinets attention that the Rakyat are overspending, in order to correct for this, we unamiously decided to increase the Income Tax so that the Rakyat will be prudent, afterall our rates are still the lowest in the region

5) When the Government decides to impose the Internet tax
-Dear Rakyat, we as in the Government of Malaysia, have decided that we need to impose taxes on Internet usages, because there seems to be people who are abusing it to come up with sharp, satirical and cynical comments and critisize each and every justification made by the Government, afterall errr..  mmhh...arghhh.......our justification is still one of the lowest in the region...
Ciao.......a.h.baharom