AWAS, Sindrom penyakit bahaya CHUA

Adalah dimaklumkan bahawa tercetusnya satu penyakit berbahaya yang telah dikesan baru-baru ini, para pakar perobatan menamakan virus ini dengan nama Sindrom CHUA, adalah dipercayai ianya mudah berjangkit, setelah melakukan penyelidikan yang begitu mendalam dan rapi, pakar-pakar perobatan membuat kesimpulan bahawa penyakit ini bermula dari Labis, Johor dan mula merebak ke tempat lain di Malaya. Puncanya dipercayai akibat dari memandang terlalu lama kearah 'dacing' atau bintang kuning berbucu-bucu berlatar biru, atau memandang huruf P tiga berturut (PPP), atau replika jambatan Pulau Pinang (Gerakan), lambang keris dan sebagainya.

Kesan penyakit ini amat berbahaya, ianya boleh menyebabkan anda khayal dan menjadi bodoh dan boleh mendorong anda melakukan aksi lucah, dan anehnya anda akan berasa bangga selepas melakukannya dan anda akan membuat pengakuan terbuka, dan secara lantang mengatakan bahawa langkah anda adalah langkah berani dan bermoral. Kesan penyakit ini juga dipercayai akan diwarisi oleh anak anda yang akan menjadi bengong, bangang dan bodoh, dimana dia akan merapu dan melemparkan tuduhan melulu kepada orang lain mengatakan yang bukan-bukan, dan apabila anda bertanya, dia akan kata tanyalah pihak yang dituduh itu.

Namun ada berita baik, pakar perobatan telah menemui obatnya, dan cara pencegahan yang paling berkesan adalah dengan cara merenung kearah bulan, roket dan mata.

Harap kesemua pembaca mengambil langkah pencegahan yang sewajarnya, agar kita tidak mewariskan penyakit ini kepada generasi akan datang.

Harap maklum........A.H.Baharom

Al-kisah Chua Bo Doh dan Chua Bah Ngang

Maka tersebutlah kisah, nun jauh di sebuah negeri diselatan tanahair, disebuah daerah bernama Labis, dihuni oleh dua beranak. Bapanya digelar Chua Bo Doh, manakala anaknya bernama Chua Bah Ngang. Bapanya adalah seorang pelakon bangsawan yang terkenal, tapi bangsawannya tidak pernah mendapat kelulusan pihak polisi kerana kelucahan pelakonnya. Dia juga pernah memegang jawatan Menteri Perobatan. Pada saat ketika dia melakonkan adegan lucah yang langsung tidak mengghairahkan, kerana kedua-dua pelakunnnya adalah pelakun opera cina yang langsung tidak menarik. Apabila tersebar cerita, dia mengatakan bahawa sebenarnya pelakun opera wanita itu adalah pegawai pemasaran ubat 'biru' penambah tenaga, dan dia sebagai menteri perobatan ingin mengujinya sebagai Menteri perobatan sebelum dicadangkan kepada pihak Kera Jaan.Apabila sekalian rakyat tidak mempercayainya...dia mengakui hubungan sulitnya.....anehnya kini dia mencanangkan keseluruh pelusuk nusantara bahawa pengakuannya adalah langkah berani, bermoral dan beretika....dan harus dicontohi.....Gila ke apa?

Berbalik kepada anaknya, Chua Bah Ngang, kini ini mengikut jejak langkah bapanya mempelopori bidang opera dan bangsawan, pada masa yang sama ingin menjadi seperti idolanya Rat Feezi Ramlee dari Pakatan rakyat Jelata yang terkenal didalam menyelongkar skandal hebat. Selongkar punya selongkar.....sudah salah selongkar.....lalu dicanangkan keseluruh pelusuk desa dan kota, diterbitkan di muka depan akhbar milik parti Bapanya....The Setar....mengenai apa yang dipikirnya skandal Talam. Rupa-rupanya....Chua Bah Ngang lemah dalam ilmu Kira-kira....apa yang dibongkar dan diselongkar....rupa-rupanya.....'salah nombor' la......malu tak terkira....namun dengan kebangangangnya yang diwarisi.....ingin masih dipertahankan....

Lebih aneh lagi....pasangan anak-beranak ini adalah tulang-belakang Parti Tionghua Malaysia yang merupakan tulang belakang Barisan Bengkok Malaysia (BBN)...yang diterajui oleh MMMMNO....

Adus......hancur Malaya jika dibiarkan....janganlah kita terus menjadi bodoh dan bangang dengan terus megundi mereka.....Katakan tidak......Say NO to idiot politicians....say NO to idiocracy..

A.H.Baharom

The fall of MCA and BN:Tale of two Chua's (Sr. and Jr)

One is a self professed porn star, the other is a politician by accident, Chua Soi Lek and Chua Tee Yong, could well be the architects to bring the downfall of MCA and BN. You would be surprised and shocked to hear the conspiracy theory......that both Chua's are the trojan horse that were sent and planted to destroy both BN and MCA from within.....Why?....don't believe ah?

How else could you explain the stupidity and idiocity of them?....I relly hope the word 'Chua' doesn't literally translates into idiot, dolt, or dullard or mentally deficient in Chinese.... While the Junior simply shoots out from the mouth without thinking....the senior has a history of shooting into the mouth without thinking (oopppss....sorry). While we understand their desire to get the radical conservative vote, but their lack of knowledge and just general idiocracy is apalling

The term "idiocracy" means a nation run by idiots - and the term idiot is defined as "an utterly foolish or senseless person" and/or a "person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old

Blunder after blunder, one stupid statement after another, without basis, without any research,...sigh!
The latest circus in town is the comment on hudud by the Senior and comment on the Talam Corporation by the Junior......

GOD have mercy on us....please eliminate(or is it terminate?) these joker politicians...

A.H.Baharom

Felda listing: Penny wise pound foolish?

The way the powers to be boasting and celebrating about the listing is laughable, yes, it closed at RM5.39 yesterday, yes it increases by 84 sen or roughly 15 percent increase, so what? Don't look at the macro side, look at the micro side, yes Isa Samad might have made huge profits...on paper at least, what about the settlers?

Let me refresh your mind....how many shares actually were the setllers allocated?...Well...it was widely reported that they were allocated 810 units....multiply that by 84 sens...what do you get? RM680.40....and bear in mind...that is for one family!!!!! That is excluding whatever processing charges they will incur if they intend to do a transaction...... So what is the big fuss? Do they realize that they albeit KPF (settlers cooperative), does not own any interest in FGVH (FELDA Global Ventures Holdings) anymore?

What are the implicit reasons of FGVH being listed in the first place? For the settlers or......the 'pirates'?

Would it be too late for the settlers to realize....well...technically it is already too late. What kind of crazy and kinky dreams were implanted into the settlers mind? Instant millionaire?...Or would they be a part of the new remake of classic folklore of 'Pak Pandir' or 'Pak Kaduk' or 'Mat Jenin" or 'Si Luncai'?

Sigh!.....I think we could add a new dimension to the classic red indian saying...

“Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.”

The Malaysian version ...."When the last piece of land is lost, the settlers realize they cannot eat money..."

GOD, have mercy and please help us.......A.H.Baharom

Kerajaan tak tahu keutamaan panda dan janda

Abdul Aziz Mustafa, 26 Jun 2012



KUALA LUMPUR: Kerajaan ternyata tidak tahu keutamaan antara panda dan janda, kata Naib Presiden PAS, Datuk Mahfuz Omar.

"Kerajaan tidak tahu keutamaan untuk orang muda, sama seperti kerajaan tidak tahu keutamaan antara panda dan janda," kata beliau dalam perbahasan di Dewan Rakyat.

Panda yang disebut oleh Mahfuz itu merujuk kepada dua ekor beruang panda yang disewa oleh Malaysia daripada negara China.

Ketika diminta mengulas lanjut kenyataan itu selepas perbahasan tersebut, Ahli Parlimen Pokok Sena itu berkata, kerajaan ternyata lebih suka mengutamakan perkara-perkara yang membazirkan wang negara.

"(Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri) Najib (Tun Razak) mendakwa, tindakan menyewa panda itu untuk meningkatkan kesedaran kepada kerja-kerja perlindungan.

"Itu untuk panda. Bagaimana pula kesedaran kepada kerja-kerja perlindungan entah berapa ratus ribu janda di negara ini?" katanya.

Apa yang berlaku itu, kata Mahfuz, jelas membuktikan kerajaan langsung tidak tahu keutamaan.

"Kerajaan Najib tak tahu keutamaan dan nampak benar tak tahu keutamaan antara panda dan janda.

"Akhbar The Star melaporkan kerajaan berbelanja sehingga RM20 juta untuk memelihara dan menjaga dua ekor panda itu.

"Berapa kerajaan berbelanja untuk setiap janda yang tidak berkemampuan di negara ini? Untuk dua ekor panda belanja RM20 juta, untuk janda bagi RM500 duit BR1M sahajakah?" katanya.

Mahfuz juga menyifatkan perjanjian penyewaan panda itu ternyata merugikan Malaysia.

"Kalau mati kerajaan Malaysia kena bayar ganti rugi. Kalau panda itu beranak dalam penjagaan Malaysia, anak itu jadi milik syarikat China berkenaan.

"Orang kampung yang pawah kambing atau lembu lebih pandai buat perjanjian dari kerajaan Malaysia," kata Mahfuz.

Mahfuz juga menyifatkan Najib sengaja mereka-reka dakwaan untuk mewajarkan tindakan kerajaan terhadap tindakannya berbelanja begitu besar untuk dua ekor panda itu.

"Najib kata tindakan kerajaannya menyewa panda itu akan menjadi pengalaman pendidikan untuk rakyat Malaysia.

"Adakah orang Alor Setar akan naik bas beratus-ratus kilometer untuk melancong di Kuala Lumpur kerana hendak tengok dua ekor panda itu kononnya untuk menimba pengalaman pendidikan?" beliau terus mempersoalkan.

Sebelum itu, seruan Najib dalam laman Facebook berbahasa Cinanya supaya orang ramai menamkan dua ekor panda itu dibalas oleh rakyat dengan pelbagai persendaan.

Sebahagiannya mengambil peluang memperolokkan Najib dan isterinya Rosmah Manosr dengan menamakan panda itu sebagai "cincin dan beg beg", "Altantuya dan Scorpene" dan "Rara dan Suahsuah".

Seorang pengunjung laman tersebut yang bernama Aun Huang Long menulis: "Lembu pun tak boleh jaga. Najib, u nak panda? Kesian panda tu".

Kazakhstan president’s nephew cheated his way into Columbia University: lawsuit

By LARRY CELONA and DAREH GREGORIAN

Last Updated: 5:10 AM, June 11, 2012

Posted: 1:52 AM, June 11, 2012

The grifter who swindled his gloriously connected Kazakh stepfather out of a $20 million Plaza condo also conned his way into Columbia University, court papers charge.

Daniyar Nazarbayev — whose stepdad is the brother of Kazak President Nursultan Nazarbayev — landed at the college using “fraudulent and fabricated” paperwork from a high school he didn’t actually attend, the court papers say.

When applying, Daniyar allegedly claimed he had graduated from a high school in Kazakhstan.

He actually went to high school in Switzerland — and never graduated, sources said.


Christian Johnston
Daniyar Nazarbayev


Even Daniyar’s influential last name isn’t real, the court papers say.

His actual surname is Kesikbayev. His mother, Maira, allegedly had his birth certificate changed after she married Bolat Nazarbayev in 2001.

The marriage was annulled last year.

Daniyar, now 24, graduated from Columbia in 2010. A knowledgeable source said that the allegations were reported to Columbia but that it was unclear whether school officials had taken action.

Daniyar’s name is still in the school’s alumni directory.

A Columbia spokesman refused to comment.

The allegations are part of Bolat’s suit against Maira and her son in Manhattan Supreme Court, where he has accused them of taking advantage of his trust to swipe the Plaza pad and help themselves to two other multimillion-dollar apartments on Wall Street.

Bolat says he has discovered that Maira has had several aliases — and that she’s wanted by Interpol and Kazakh authorities for crimes including kidnapping and extortion.

But Maira, 50, now lives in her son’s condo at The Plaza, a four-bedroom, 4,000-square-foot apartment with 3 1/2 bathrooms. It has been listed as a $68,000-a-month rental.

She was unable to be reached for comment. There was no phone number for the apartment, and The Post was not allowed by Plaza security to knock on her door last week.

Daniyar, meanwhile, is missing.

In court filings, Bolat’s lawyers said they have searched for him in five countries — including Malaysia, where he’s reportedly engaged to the prime minister’s daughter, Nooryana Najwa, whom a source said he met at Columbia.

Bolat had been looking to buy a New York apartment in 2008, and Maira and Daniyar got him to give them power of attorney so they could close the deal without him present.

The suit says Daniyar was supposed to put the apartment in his stepdad’s name but added his mom’s. About eight months later, she sold it to Daniyar for $1, court papers say.

dareh.gregorian@nypost.com

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/kazakh_columbia_con_job_Rzm2pW72MO90nyHRMCyctL#ixzz1xZh9Sw5g

PTPTN freeze for Unisel: It could haunt them back

PTPTN decision to temporarily freeze its study loans to new students in Unisel, an university wholly owned by the Selangor government, is done in bad taste, it is a decision seen by majority of rakyat as an act of revenge, full of vengeance, contains malafide or ill intention, the funny part is they (the powers to be) could well live to regret it, but by that time it would be too late. It doesn't make any economic sense, let alone common sense. If the Selangor government could somehow find funds, to actually subsidize the studies, the stunt of freezing the loans would backfire, rakyat from other states and places would sit up and wonder...the possibilities and realities of free education actually being implemented, and whoever the Tom, Dick or Harry who proposed the freeze better go into hiding....

 Yes, Selangor is a prized asset, yes, Najib sounded the war horn, instructing his cammaderies to re-capture Selangor....  but stooping this low?....Unimaginable low?...Disgusting low?...Yucks!

This would actually increase the sympathisers group, fence sitters would be tempted to join the bandwagon of Pakatan supporters, people would start to take notice that the powers to be are so power crazy that they are willing to try all means to suffocate the Pakatan States, economically that is, while their idea is that the rakyat will be angry with the Pakatan leaders....it is misfiring...in fact it is back firing.

The rakyat are not STUPID, they could evaluate what is right and what is wrong, the money is the Rakyats' money and not the Barisan Nasional's money...we deserve much better than this....

May God help us...and have mercy on us............A.H.Baharom